Trouser Snake: a Doomscrolling Preventer
This one's a doozy! A "screen" lets you play the classic Nokia phone game Snake, but on a pocket sized keychain fob that lives in your trousers! (Hence the name)
But wait, there's more! Each Trouser Snake has TWO other games built in! A firm shake of your Trouser Snake will switch it to the next game!
Games include:
Snake (obviously)
FallDown
Breakout
Space Invaders
Asteroids-ish
Frogger, I hardly know 'er
Sand Simulator
One edition of the Trouser Snake has Snake with no additional games, but an hourglass simulator instead, with 30 second time intervals between 0:30 and 5:00. The simulated hourglass pleasantly "drops" one "grain" of "sand" per second
MANY colors are available, as well as a rainbow option if you can't decide, are gay, or are gay and indecisive
Hand-assembled!