Keep it as a memento of these dark times!
Buy two of 'em and they'll stick together into a full virus!
Many colors available
You have to wear it or everyone will die!
We have a pleated style mask, and a Mortal Kombat style one.
All materials are from ethically-sourced fabrics which have died of natural causes
If you have a big head, order an extra large.
you should be washing your hands. a lot. Why not keep your soap somewhere pretty to drip-dry?
wearing a mask that has elastic straps? these are meant to hold one side securely and allow you to unhook the other easily
Global Pandemic got ya down?
still have to leave the house and interact with stuff?
this handy banandy device has a pokey bit and a hooky bit for pushing and pulling public doors
this item is also very useful for scritching cats
Okay, so let's say you want to shake someone's hand but for some hypothetical reason you're mandated to remain 6 feet away from them. boom. this works for that.
Imagine there's a cat or a dog, but they're OVER THERE and you want to pet them. boom. this works for that.
Pretend there's a light switch like, 7 feet away and you want to flip it on or off. lemme tell ya, chief. this works for that.
Made from the highest quality plastics I have handy, the palm has a magnet embedded within, and is hands-down the best way of handling the issue.
total length retracted: 3 feet
total length extended: 6 feet