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I make things.

also I make robots
and miniatures
and home automation
​and cosplay stuff
and lighting
and electrical and...

Here are some of my favorite THINGs:

   

Jellyfsh Sandwich - WIFI VERSION

$40.00 - $45.00

The same Jellyfish Sandwich - the Original Jellyfish Nightlight! but now with WiFi!

This version has a brain inside that's more advanced than an actual jellyfish, running a custom version of WLED.

The WiFi version runs with or without an app, and can integrate with Amazon Echo, Philips Hue, HomeAssistant, and other home automation systems. Other features include timers, playlists, dozens of effects, and even a sunset/sunrise and timer system for setting certain effects at certain times

Additional optional add-ons include motion sensor, sound reactivity, or even tilt detection

Check it out!

D.O.T. Trailer

$175.00

the Desk-Occupying Text Trailer is a 1:25 scale, fully-functional replica of a D.O.T. message trailer.

its message board boasts 840 LEDs, painstakingly mapped to a regulation 3-lines-of-8-characters grid of text, on which you can display messages just like your local municipal highway department!


FEATURES:

24 characters of text per page.

1000+ pages of storage

Cordless!

500mAh battery (currently 8h on unoptimized code)

Working solar panel

Bright LEDs visible in daylight

Unnecessarily functional suspension

Teeny little outriggers

Folding solar panel

Folding/stowing display board

Wi-fi connectivity

Clock function

Web app for uploading text

OpenWeather API integration

40x21 monochrome image display

Low-resolution video streaming

Joystick and Snake game



UPCOMING FEATURES:

Web feeds such as:

-social media

-news ticker

-mass transit schedules

-to-do list

-Now Playing on your streaming service


DIMENSIONS:


UNFOLDED:

120mm wide

130mm long

150mm tall

FOLDED:

100mm wide

140mm long

125mm tall

Check it out!

On Sale

On Sale

Jellyfish Sandwich - the Original Jellyfish Nightlight!

$25.00 $20.00

A fantastic item with an even more fantastic history, Jellyfish Sandwich is the sixth refinement of a design I made as part of a commission for the Make-A-Wish Foundation (more here: https://wish.org/neny/story-esmes-stories)

The original prototype has been hanging in my bathroom for the past 2 years and has served as an excellent nightlight, so I've decided it's time to make a version for everyone!

Now with WiFi!

FEATURES:

-A long-ass cord. This is so important, because I designed these to hang from the ceiling.

-Fiber-optic tentacles. Made of a soft and friendly rubber, they won't sting you

-Calming, soft, diffuse glow. Guaranteed to be bright enough to see by, but not enough to blast out your retinas

-Color-changing animations. By default, you'll get a jellyfish lamp that cycles pleasantly through a full spectrum of hues, but specific color palettes are available!

-NOT EDIBLE. the name is a reference to the original art exhibition.

-5v standard USB plug. powers on from your computer, laptop, phone charger, USB power bank, anywhere you can charge your iPod Shuffle

Updates:

-PCB design has been finalized

-Cost optimization nearly complete

-Awaiting parts for final-final(really_this_time)final(3).prototype

-Parts received, assembly in progress

-Assembly completed and orders are shipping!

Check it out!

The Wurst Necklace

$35.00

This is the wurst necklace I made.


Each link is hand-painted and grilled to perfection, expertly landing a pun, and satisfying the delight of many a Midwesterner


One size, but easy to modify to your clasp/length needs!

Check it out!


2325, Wartoaster Industries
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